Wearing Football Helmets Is The Latest Trend At Paris Fashion Week

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I don’t pretend to understand high-level fashion. The photos and videos I see of male/female models wearing the latest “trends” always confuse me. The latest comes from Paris Fashion Week:

First off, big for Texas. That much closer to officially being back.

Second, the fuck is this?

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Is this supposed to be what fashionable girls will be wearing throughout 2019? Imagine you go to brunch in NYC and there’s just a table of 10 basic white girls wearing football helmets (with visors). I’d lose it.

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Which fashion designer was tripping on DMT when they came up with this?!?