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More Americans Would Be Into Soccer If Our Play-By-Play Guys Had An Ounce Of Argentinian Announcer Passion

Time to pick it up, America. The lack of excitement on the field can be picked up tenfold with batshit screaming announcers going off about anything but soccer for 10 minutes after a goal. And that’s before they go home beat their wives after losses. Guy is more passionate about a ball going into the net than I am about anything, including my own life. Also, big time play not even insulting the team Argentina is playing (Iran) and going right after the jugular of the host country. The Pope may represent a billion people worldwide including all of Brazil but fuck it, Francis is from Argentina. He is forever claimed.