What a beast. Kid Poker isn’t going to tell you how much money he has….but he will tell you if he collects all the money that he’s owed, his net worth will be more than doubled. I have no idea how that is even humanly possible, because, well….
And that’s just in tournaments alone. Lord knows what he’s cleaned up in cash games. It’s sort of a high risk bank account that if he ever loses every cent to his name, he can pitch a reality show where he goes around with Dog The Bounty Hunter trying to collect from the people he’s loaned money to. I don’t forsee him ever having to do that, but it’s nice to know there’s a strong back-up plan in place. Just give me 10% royalties for the idea please.
His hand going limp will never not be funny. Never, ever.