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72-Year-Old Smokeshow Marries Lucky Teen She Met At Her Son's Funeral

A grandmother who found love with a teenager 53 years younger than her has told how “every day is a whirlwind.”

Almeda and Gary Hardwick married in 2016, two weeks after meeting at her son Robert’s funeral.

She’d been married before, for 43 years – but confessed in a new YouTube video Gary was her “soulmate.”

“I was married for 43 years and there wasn’t a lot of kissy, huggy stuff going on…no romance,” she said on her YouTube channel, referring to her first relationship.

“[My current relationship] it’s a whirlwind.”

“We are always complimenting and kissing. We’re enjoying our relationship. When you meet that perfect one, that’s when you know you don’t want to lose that feeling.”

She continued: “The compliments, the hugs the kisses… that’s very romantic.”

The couple had sex for the first time on their wedding night and previously described each other as “wonderful lovers.”

Fellas, some guys have all the luck. You can be at a funeral one minute and the next second you’re gonna be chatting it up with a lady who was meant for you. Lots of people are gonna say that this is weird or bad or gross or, and I’m quoting here, “makes me wanna puke all over my dick,” but this is real love. Real love doesnt care about those who look down their noses at you. Real love doesn’t care that you’ll only be together for like 10 years before you break her hip doing it doggie. It’ll be a good ten years of pushin.

Real love is something that overcomes her laughter when you ask if she’s on birth control because she’s been past that stage in her life for a long ass time. Real love is picking burial plots. Real love is getting the hook up on a 55+ community and being the best fucking golfer on the course because Harold’s trick knee gave out last week and now he cant play for 6 months which might as well be a death sentence.

This is real love, folks.

PS. Save yourself for marriage when you are 72 is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard. This dude bought the oldest cow on the block without even trying the milk. I bet she absolutely loved her first mustache ride on her young bull.