I Refuse To Believe People Actually Eat Filet O' Fish From McDonalds

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Our guy Chaps already blogged this spread and for the most part I agree with him. This will definitely be a time when people shit on Trump when this doesn’t even fall in the top 10,000 reasons to clown him. The only reason I’d have a problem eating Wendy’s or McDonald’s at the White House would be because it’s gonna be freezing cold. I order fast food to my apartment and sometimes it’s cold by the time it gets there, and it doesn’t have to go through the secret service to get to me. They probably placed this order at like 3 PM and the guys aren’t going to get to eat it until 7 or whatever. If the White House could ensure it stayed warm I would be very down with fast food at the White House, I just don’t think they can make that promise.

Having said that, the sheer number of filet o’ fish in this picture is truly preposterous. I guess it’s part of Trump’s standard order (two Big Mac’s, two filet o fish, and a chocolate milkshake. I give that order 1.7 balls) but I refuse to believe anyone with an ounce of decency or class orders fish at a fast food restaurant. Trump eats his steak well done with ketchup so he clearly has neither. It’s not that I don’t like fish, it’s just that my dad had a job growing up so we didn’t eat fish from a drive thru. In fact I love fish. I just know that it’s only supposed to be eaten at nice restaurants, restaurants where you can see the water out the window, or when your mom cooks it. Anything else is scumbag behavior plain and simple.

PS – Salads are unnecessary too. According to something someone told me one time and I never looked up a McDonald’s salad has more calories than a Big Mac.