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Two Cats In Silicon Valley Live In A $1500 Studio Apartment By Themselves, Are The Purrfect Tenants

CBS- They may be Silicon Valley’s most unusual and pampered tenants: two cats are staying in a casita located behind a single family home in Willow Glen.

Louise and Tina like to lounge around the cat tree. According to landlord David Callisch, they mind themselves, don’t complain, and the $1,500/month rent comes on time.

If anyone was wondering, it took me 25 minutes to come up with that cat pun in the title. But I digress. Basically, when Victoria Amith went off to college, she couldn’t take her cats, and her cats didn’t get along with her Dad’s dog. And so, this unusual solution was born.

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First of all, this is like, a sad apartment. It doesn’t even have a kitchen. 1500 a month for that? I pay less than that in New York City. Silicone Valley must really be having a housing crisis and I can understand why if their apartments are being rented by cats.

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I feel like this was a weird, expensive solution to a problem that could have been solved by Victoria not being a little bitch and just hiding the cats in her dorm. I knew six different people freshman year who were hiding cats. It’s not that hard Victoria! Like we get it, your family is RICH rich. Some of y’all have never hid a cat in your dorm room to avoid paying 1500 a month to house them in a sad, busted apartment and it shows.

Anyways, this is just a fluff piece (ha, get it), but damn. Rich people need to be stopped. I can’t read another story like this. It just reminds me that I don’t even have a bedroom door and these cats have a whole ass apartment.