BREAKING: This Egg Is Now The Most Liked Post On Instagram
IN YOUR FACE KYLIE JENNER!!!!!!!!!
IN YOUR TINY FACE STORMI!!!!!!!!!!!
IN. YOUR. FACES.
You guys just got bested by an egg! Egg on both of your faces, pun very much intended. What a day. History happens all the time but it is rarely as important as this. Today, January 13th, 2019, a picture of an egg became the most liked post on all of Instagram. More than every Kardashian post, Jenner post, food post, dog post, ass and titties post, all of them. That egg has more Likes than them all. 19 million and counting for that egg on Instagram. Wow. I told myself I wouldn’t but I might cry. Anyone who Liked that egg on Instagram is a part of history now. We’re forever etched into the annals of history. Pat yourself on the back if you contributed. Walk a little taller. Puff that chest out. Get the number of that high school teacher who said you’d never amount to anything and tell he or she that you made history (if that teacher isn’t dead yet which they probably are so you win either way). You did it. You aren’t a failure. You made a difference. You are known. You are seen. Long live the Instagram egg.
