Wake Up With Auggie Garrido Blowing His Stack

Rest In Peace (IP) to the greatest college baseball coach of all time. Not only that, but also one of the All Time Bests (ATBs) at losing his gotdamn mind. That’s the kind of All Gas No Brakes mindset that powers the electricity at Barstool Chicago HQ. Pure and utter disgust with anything short of flawless victory. If he was coaching Cody Parkey I think we can all agree there would have been a First 48 appearance before a Today Show appearance but I digress. Also that was a joke, 2019.

The world doesn’t make a whole lot of Augie’s anymore and that’s sad. Honor his legacy with some AGNB shit today.