Ezekiel Elliott Just Showed Up To The Stadium With Chick-Fil-A

Is this where I’m supposed to say, “COWBOYS BY A BILLION” because Zeke showed up to the stadium with Chick-fil-A? Because that’s not how I feel. Don’t get me wrong, Chick-fil-A is delicious and I love it. It’s one of the most delicious fast food places in the world but I don’t know if it’s the thing I’d wanna eat before an NFL playoff game. I disagree with the caption on that tweet. Eating Chick-fil-A and then losing the game seems extremely plausible. Eating Chick-fil-A before a game makes a loss more possible in my opinion. I mean Chick-fil-A isn’t like Taco Bell or KFC where you instantly start shitting your pants the moment you eat it but it’s still not great on the stomach. Then again, NFL players are freak athletes and their bodies can probably digest just about anything without missing a beat. I guess we’ll see.