Derrick Rose Takes A Quick Leak With The People

Imagine just standing there with your head down taking a piss just making sure that you’re not looking toward either side because you don’t want anybody thinking that you’re looking at their dick. Then you’re shaking it out, and you make your right turn to exit the bathroom, and Derrick fucking Rose is standing right next to you.

That’s a surefire way to make sure a little more piss dribble gets on your underwear.

What a year it’s been for D-Rose, man. From the resurgence in that 50 point game to telling people to kill themselves to taking pisses with the people.