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John Rocker Says The Holocaust Would Have Never Happened If The Jews Had Guns

NBC – I know this may shock you, but John Rocker’s views on gun control run toward the conservative side. There was a time when we weren’t aware of many of Rocker’s views — after his infamous Sports Illustrated interview in 1999, he kind of faded from public view. But now he’s writing a column for World Net Daily, a conservative political web site, so now we know his views on everything. Oh joy.

Mr. Obama wants to severely neuter the Second Amendment and disarm the law-abiding citizens of this nation, a similar act of tyrants throughout the 20th century such as Stalin, Mao and Hitler. Absolute certainties are a rare thing in this life, but one I think can be collectively agreed upon is the undeniable fact that the Holocaust would have never taken place had the Jewish citizenry of Hitler’s Germany had the right to bear arms and defended themselves with those arms.

Rocker ends his column with the infamous “Lunches With Wolves” quote, purportedly by Benjamin Franklin but proven to be fake. Franklin never said it, but that didn’t stop Rocker:

Quote of the week: Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

– Benjamin Franklin

Do you know how much red neck hicks like John Rocker love guns? So much so that they’re willing to side with the Jews to make a point. Thats absolutely insane. Short of him saying he’d rather ride the 7 train with a queer who has AIDS, John Rocker sticking up for the Jews is probably the most shocking thing I’ve ever heard. John Rocker would gladly take millions of more Jewish people than lose his shotgun. Upset city baby!

The best part is the way he speaks in terms of “absolute certainties” and “undeniable fact” like fucking Inglorious Basterds was real life. Like if they all had guns they’d be Bear Jews and undoubtedly would have beat Hitler. The only “absolute certainty” in this world is that I will be reading every single article John Rocker ever writes for World Net Daily. Looking forward to the one where he sides with the slaves to fight abortion.

PS – Nailed it with that Benjamin Franklin quote, John. Straight Michael Scott’d that article.