Chicago Dogs Of The Week

Hello Frens. I hope you had a lovely week going to work in your nice clothes. I missed everyone so much that I ate a pillow.

This week is special because everyone could use one of me right now. Everyone is so very sad about the football gae. My human said it was because “THAT JAGOFF” ruined his whole winter. I licked his face so he should be feeling better soon.

Here are my friends this week.

Not as much as dad hates THAT JAGOFF

Hey you just pooped THAT JAGOFF

I’m waiting for my dad

Pssssssss the Bears LOST.

You look like magic.

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That’s no fuckin bueno amigo. Get better!

You look like White Sox Dave on a Sunday morning.

Cody Parkey should be hiding with you!

You look like Pedro Strop

Have you heard anything about Manny Muchacho?

Hi Lola. If I still had balls they would be shriveling up right now.

Can you buy me a beef?

It was tipped coming out of the oven.

My dad said Starlin Castro was the biggest dog ever have you heard of him?

Bikers = leather = good boy

You look like Tyler Chatwood

I’ll call you Connor Murphy because you look good in a Blackhawks jersey but can’t handle a puck

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That’s it for this week in Chicago Dogs. You can follow me on Twitter and Instagram if you want to send me your pictures so I can share you next week!

Love you,

Scottie