The Colts Are Trolling Everybody With Their 1-0 Flag And T-Shirt Sale

They have to be, right? I don’t have any evidence support this theory other than my brain but they just have to be. I know Irsay has had wet brain for 50 years and I know they’re a beaten franchise and I know the good people of Indiana are a simple people who have dreams of relevancy every night when they lay their head down and pretend Brady, Belichick, and Kraft aren’t the monsters under their bed, but there’s just no way anyone can earnestly get behind this. It’s impossible. The fact that the shirts are on sale is what makes me think it has to be a troll because even at Barstool we don’t sell shirts that will only matter for a week and might be outdated before consumers get their hands on them. The flag could’ve been real as evidenced by the banners hanging at Lucas Oil, the shirts are way, way too much.

It has to be a troll. It just has to be. I have too much faith in humanity to believe that an entire franchise of supposed experts thought this would be a good, real idea. But make no mistake, if this is genuine then it’s the most pathetic thing to happen in the history of the world.