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Japanese Cuddle Clubs Offering Human Butt Pillow Services For $11 A Minute

Huff PoCustomers seeking some tender loving care in Tokyo now have another option to choose from at Japanese cuddle club Soineyahuman butt pillows. For $11 per minute, patrons of the “co-sleeping specialty shop” can ask for theoshiri makura (butt pillow) service and rest their heads on the behinds of its female staff, Rocket News notes. The club opened in Tokyo’s Akihabara district in September and business has been doing well enough that Soineya recently opened up another branch in Shinjuku. Customers must first pay an admission fee — starting at 3,000 yen (around $34) — and then have the option to purchase premium services, such as foot massages or a change of clothes. In a video released this week on Japan’s video sharing website, freelance reporterMidori Yokoyama, wearing a mask, visits Soineya’s Shinjuku location — where the new cuddle option is offered — and tries out the human butt pillow service along with some of cuddle club’s other options. For customers who are hoping to spend a bit less at the cuddle club, Soineya also offers the option of laying in a female employee’s lap, which costs $11 for three minutes.

11 dollars a minute! And a $34 dollar cover! Japanese Cuddle Clubs have gotta be fucking kidding me. Out of all the ethnicities in the world, the last one I’d pick for butt pillows is Japanese. Like give me some Latina chick from Brazil with a Tempurpedic badonk and I’d think about snoozing on her ass. Give me a black chick from a rap video or the cover of King Magazine and I’d pay for a few minutes of her time. I probably wouldn’t nap on it. Probably climb that shit like it was the Aggro Crag or something. But if you think I’m paying 11 dollars a minute to sleep on some pancake Asian ass, you don’t know me very well. You don’t know my sleep habits, my sexual preferences, or my financial frugality.

Bottom line is if I’m paying an Asian woman $11 a minute there better be some pixelation action. Definitely some weird stockings/pantyhose play, and I’m assuming simulated rape is just a guaranteed part of the package. That comes with the $34 cover charge.

PS – Being a Japanese Butt Pillow has gotta be one of the best gigs goin over there, no? Over here Korean women spend their days massaging feet and clipping toenails for like 1/10th of that. I mean in an 8 hour day you can make like 5 grand. I’d let someone sleep on my ass for that kind of honest coin money.