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CONFIRMED: I Am The Greatest Call Of Duty Player On Earth After This 30 Kill, 0 Death, Flawless Victory SPANKING On The Sticks

There you have it. Last evening I threw out a challenge to anybody who had the guts and/or nuts who thought they could beat me in Call Of Duty: Black Ops 4. We put our money where our mouth is and offered up $10 a pop to ANYONE who could slay the Smitty. And what happens? Oh, nothing much. Just one of the most dominating COD performances in the franchise’s history. Free For All – Smitty vs. Everybody – 30 up – 30 down – Easy Peasy – Japaneasy. Look up the stats and numbers. NOBODY puts out this kind of stamp your dick down on life showing. Even the pros. Yeah, I pitch a tent and a campfire while doing it. So what? “If you want to master in the art of winning, you paint the picture anyway you can.” – Sun Tzu, probably.

The best Call Of Duty player out there while simultaneously being the best worst Fortnite battler in all the lands. So be it.