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Carmelo Suspended 1 Game For...Oh Wait For Fucking Nothing

No punches thrown. No elbows thrown. Zero contact made. Just two dudes in a tunnel yelling at each other and one said the other one’s wife’s pussy tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios.

So there’s your precedent, folks. If anyone ever stands in a tunnel and someone makes fun of their wife using a cereal simile, its a 1 game suspension. What a joke.