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MUST WATCH: Prowler Spends THREE HOURS Licking A Doorbell Because He's Horny As A Goat

Three Hours? THREE! How in the sweet, sweet fuck can you be so horny that you’d lick a doorbell for three hours? I’ve never even had sex for three hours and I wouldn’t want to and no. It isn’t because I’m “impotent”. I had a vasectomy. There’s a difference. This dude must have absolutely licked himself raw, though. He’d be like the kid in A Christmas Story who stuck his tongue to the telephone pole.

Youd be lying to yourself if you said this was his first go at licking stuff. Look at that action. Look at that movement. People are probably getting wet looking at this dude go to town on the Ring Doorbell. Sure, it’s wrong to go about licking on stuff that isnt yours but you never know. One day someone might see you on their security app and think, “that could be my pussy or ass that he’s licking. Might feel good” and at that point, you got yourself a stew cookin.