Purin The Super Soccer Beagle Is Here To Send Your Pretend World Cup Fever Into Hyperdrive

Purin you unstoppable Beagle bastard. Those paw saves are textbook. You throw a ball that hard from that close to most humans and it’s smacking them right in the kisser. Plus there’s more action in this 1:10 than there is in two 45-minute halves. Reminds me how excited I am for the upcoming fake interest in the World Cup. Am on the edge of my seat with apathy.

PS – Thoughts on a BS Philly USA World Cup Party? I’m obviously not a big futbol guy but any excuse to drink blindly and chant USA is fine by me.