SIC – A young couple from Philadelphia had sex in the ocean in a Jersey Shore town while a crowd of onlookers formed, police said. The couple — a 27-year-old male and a 23-year-old female, both from Philadelphia – were charged with Lewdness for their alleged roles in the shocking incident in Sea Isle City this past Sunday. The officers instructed the couple to stop what they were doing and exit the water. Once the couple exited the water, they were placed in handcuffs and taken off the beach.
That whale of a woman is only 23? Jesus. From the back there’s enough cottage cheese in those thighs to put Kraft out of business. At least she’s mating in her natural habitat.