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1st Ebola Case In The US Confirmed In Texas So We're All Probably Going To Die

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Ummm What? This isn’t how it’s supposed to work. The number 1 perk of living in America is that we don’t have to deal with weird diseases that you get from drinking poop water. That’s like the last thing we have going for us. We’re not a real superpower anymore, our economy isn’t what it used to be, but we still had that. We could go about our lives and not die from some mutant virus. Polio, Ebola, AIDS, the plague. We have medicine for that now. Not to thumb my nose at the world but those diseases don’t exist in America anymore. So I don’t know if this is a joke or what but I’m not down. No Ebola in America. Get that shit out of here. Not today, not ever.

 

 

PS

Do you lose weight on Ebola? Asking for myself.