Reader Email - How Much Money Would You Need To Lick The NYC Subway Pole?

How much would it take? I guess however much the vaccines for hepatitis, ebola, cholera, and AIDS cost. Plus an extra few bucks for a Tropicana OJ to wash the taste of bum urine out of your mouth, and whatever the price of losing your dignity on Barstool Sports is.

I don’t think I could even watch someone else lick the pole for 50 bucks. I don’t think homeless people would do it for 50 bucks. Like if you made this offer to a vagrant junkie he’d be like “50 bucks? No way man, I just pissed on that pole yesterday.”

I’d do it for a thousand bucks.