Oompa Loompas On The Loose In England Assaulting People

Huff Po – A man in Norfolk, England, was reportedly attacked last week by a pair of Oompa Loompas. According to, the 28-year-old man was assaulted in a city center by four individuals — two of whom had been dressed up as the orange-skinned characters made famous in Roald Dahl’s children’s book “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” The man reportedly “suffered cuts to his face, nose and lip, as well as two black eyes” after being confronted by the group last Thursday. The Guardian reports that the two Oompa Loompas, believed to be men, were accompanied by a woman and a man “not wearing fancy dress.” Police say that the costumed men had “painted orange faces and dyed green hair.” They were said to have also been wearing “hooped tops.” “One of the males in the group…pushed the victim to the floor before he got up,” aspokesman for Norfolk police said, according to Sky News. “He was then hit on the head, fell to the floor and hit again.” Police are currently searching for the perpetrators

Was there a more unintentionally creepy movie than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? A starving young boy and his poor debilitated grandparents live in tenement housing win a tour of a chocolate factory owned by a borderline psychotic and certainly bi-polar grown man who employs a team of orange midgets who dispose of badly behaved children. What a classic! Surprised I didn’t need a few years of therapy after watching that shit. It was like fucking Clockwork Orange with some candy bars. These people marauding the streets of England right now dressed as Oompa Loompas are probably just a couple guys who got absolutely mind fucked by Willy Wonka and his pedophile acid trip. Turned to a life of violence and crime after watching Wonka’s “You get nothing! Good day sir!” rant. Terrifying.