Charlie Manuel Is Now On Twitter, 0% Chance He's Doing The Any Of The Tweeting

Nope. Don’t believe it. If Cholly speaks as coherently as Boomhower on quaaludes, there’s no shot in hell he can write anywhere close to that well. The Phillies probably made him sign up and he naturally said fuck it because that’s what Cholly does. Now it’s being done by some low level intern who never held a bat in his life. Or as would say, it is what it is.

I’d be willing to bet big money Charlie Manuel doesn’t know where he is at any given time, let alone understand Twitter.

Hey, remember when we gave away Victorino and Hunter Pence and they both became big parts in their respective teams World Series runs? That was cute.