We Have Found A New Purpose For Life, And Her Name Is Jade Kastl

That was 8 minutes? My mind was in a first class trance that would make Buddha envy. A burglar could’ve blown away the door with a blunderbuss and sown my face to the carpet and I wouldn’t have batted an eye. But I guess that’s when you know you’ve found the one. Move over drop dead gorgeous Norwegian girl that speaks 0 English who may or may not be 17. We’ve found a new precious. Flowers must be made.

Lord Have Mercy.