AMANDA NUNES KNOCKS CRIS CYBORG OUT IN LESS THAN A MINUTE TO BECOME THE CHAMP CHAMP

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OH MY GOD!!! AMANDA NUNES JUST KNOCKED CYBORG THE FUCK OUT!!! LESS THAN A MINUTE!!! IN FRONT OF HALLE BERRY NO LESS!!!

I honestly can’t believe my eyes. I’ve been thinking all week, if anyone’s gonna do it, it’ll be Nunes…but deep down, I don’t think I ever actually expected her to do it. And not like THAT. Within a MINUTE. That bout just now, for Cyborg’s Women’s Featherweight Championship, actually resembled Amanda Nunes’ fight with Ronda Rousey which took place almost two years ago to the day, and it only wound up lasting three seconds longer. IN-SANE.

It was just an absolute fucking MAULING. “The Lioness” threw haymaker after haymaker after haymaker with her hundred and forty-two foot long arms, and they were raining in from the left, the right, from up above, and from down below. There’s just no escaping her arms. It’s like she’s fuckin’ Doc Ock!

Nunes now becomes the first ever women’s “Champ Champ” in the history of the UFC, the third “Champ Champ” overall, joining only Conor McGregor and Daniel Cormier as simultaneous two-weight world champions…and with a resume featuring wins over Ronda Rousey, Miesha Tate (both of which she “retired”), Valentina Shevchenko (x2), and countless other staples of her division(s), it’s fair – and necessary – to call her the greatest women’s mixed martial artist of all time.

Congratulations to tha GOAT, and probably the last person on this planet I would ever want to get into a fight with.