Woman In Saugus Threatens To "Fucking Kill" A Guy During An Argument, Steals His Gun And Shoots At Him

I’m kinda stuck here. On one hand, I’m not gonna put it past a girl from Saugus to steal a dude’s gun and shoot him in the middle of an argument, and then said dude’s response being, “You just shot me, bro.” I’m not saying that could never happen in Saugus. I am, however, saying that this happened at an apartment complex, meaning that we don’t claim these people. These are outsiders trying to breathe in our purified Sachem air and then committing despicable acts that give the people of Saugus a bad name. I won’t stand for that.

Honestly, though, I think they’re gonna get back together. I mean, look at the way she waddles down the street after him. I could hear the lyrics to It’s Not Over by Daughtry playing in my head as she lovingly chased after the man she just attempted to murder in cold blood. You can’t have a crime of passion without passion and I could feel the sexual tension in the air after she squeezed the trigger, firing off a bullet that was nowhere near her intended target. For some people, nothing gets the blood pumping quite like a solid, “I’m gonna fucking kill you” by your significant other. This guy is definitely one of those people.

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The way that he ran after the gun would likely indicate that he wasn’t actually hit. And I’d love to give her the benefit of the doubt that her intent was to fire a warning shot, but she probably just has terrible aim, even at point blank range. Either way, the biggest smoking gun (no pun intended) that they’re getting back together is that neither of them reported anything to the police. The woman has, in fact, been arrested but the man never ratted her out. Love wins again.