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I Can't Wait To Hear The Kazakhstan National Anthem At World Juniors

The United States World Juniors team is slated to play Kazakhstan tomorrow so I needed to pay my respects to Borat and one of the best National Anthems of all time. (Besides the United States).

Here are the lyrics the anthem according to

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.

All other countries are run by little girls.

Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.

It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.

Filtration system a marvel to behold.

It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.


Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.

They very nosey people with bone in their brain.


Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and trouser belt.

Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.

Except of course Turkmenistan’s


Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the might penis of our leader.

From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

According to the CBC, here is how they got in to the Tournament with the top U20 players in the world.

The two last-placed teams in each world juniors group play a best-of-three series, with the loser being relegated into a lower-profile competition that most recently featured non-traditional hockey countries like France, Italy and Japan. 

Since its relegation a decade ago, the junior Kazakhstan team has fought its way back up through the ranks to earn its spot at this year’s tournament. 

Good for Kazakhstan. Imagine how awesome it would be if they somehow made it to the medal round? I think there is a better chance of jesus christ himself starting a hockey team and making the medal round but who knows, miracles happen every day.

Bovada has the line set at -7.5 for the Americans against Kazakhstan tomorrow and has set the over at 9.5. I don’t know about you, but I am going to HAMMER the over. USA by 15.

What a movie Borat was, too. Absolute legendary stuff from Sacha Baron Cohen.