As If Christmas Wasn't Hard Enough, Lebron James Posts On Instagram That He's "Getting That Jewish Money"

Oh awesome.  Few weeks after shitty Hanukkah ended and now everyone is going nuts for Christmas, with their big ass awesome trees and jolly fat Santa Claus and 10000000 watt house decorations and hundreds of presents in their living rooms.  Throwing it right in our Jewish faces.  Making a show of it.  Dave had to run to Miami to get away from it.  I’m stuck in the middle of Christian City USA bombarded with all of it.  Now the cherry on top of the sundae, we’re getting stereotypes and historically dangerous tropes shoved right down our throat while we’re just over here minding our own business.   I expected something like this from KFC.  Not from King James.

DRAG HIM DARREN.

“Apologies, for sure, if I offended anyone,” James told ESPN after the Lakers’ 107-99 loss to the Grizzlies. “That’s not why I chose to share that lyric. I always [post lyrics]. That’s what I do. I ride in my car, I listen to great music, and that was the byproduct of it. So I actually thought it was a compliment, and obviously it wasn’t through the lens of a lot of people. My apologies. It definitely was not the intent, obviously, to hurt anybody.”  [USA TODAY]

Read a book other than the Godfather, Lebron.

Enjoy your coal.

Fuck your egg nog.

MJ’s better.

Cue the music.