Christmas Is The Bomb: We're Saying It Again
Look, everyone knows Christmas is fucking fantastic but I’m beyond glad that our beloved CEO is making WAVES with this declaration too. It was so sly. So slick. So effortless that it nearly flew all the way under the radar (mostly because the radar is being used to track the movements of longtime stoolie Khris Kringle).
For years, I’ve wanted “the bomb” to enter back into the cool people lexicon. I’ve wanted to say things like, “Damn. I see you over there in your barstool logo blanket, Caleb. Being warm is the bomb.”
Or, “Going with an old-fashioned to drink, Keith? Love it. Angostura Bitters are the bomb.”
Most of all, I’ve wanted to get into my wife’s Tahoe, search the dial on the SiriusXM tuner and find the Dave Matthews channel because it’s, well,,,, the bomb. Deep tracks only like Ants Marching or Satelite.
As an aside, I cant find the Dave Matthews channel in my truck because it’s a 2004 F250 without Sirius capabilities built into the headset. I do however have the app on my phone that I can link via Bluetooth but, on short rides, like the one I was taking in this scenario, I only use the radio.
The SiriusXM app in the Itunes and Google Play store makes listening to all of Barstool Radio easy. You can listen to the shows all day at your desk, in the car, or on a jog. In fact, the app also has built in on-demand where you can easily listen to all your favorite Barstool programming like the Hi Haters show which airs from 6-7pm Eastern time. The app is convenient. In fact, many would say that both the Barstool Sports app and the Sirius XM app are both the bomb.
Merry Christmas, folks. I hope your vacation is as long as ours and that the gifts you receive and the time you spend with your family are the bomb.
“Chaps! Chaps! Before you go. Who the fuck is Kris Kringle?”
Oh. It’s Santa Claus, also known as Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, or simply Santa. He is a legendary figure originating in Western Christian culture who is said to bring gifts to the homes of well-behaved children on Christmas Eve and the early morning hours of Christmas Day.
“Damn. Kris Kringle is the bomb.”
Firm agree.