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Meet Facebook's Most Popular Sperm Donor

Today I stumbled upon my favorite Facebook page ever. Now ladies, if you don’t want a baby stop now. I’m going to show you the internet’s most popular sperm donor and I don’t want to trigger or tempt you. You think you can handle it? Read on. Now I’m not the first professional journalist to learn about Kyle. He did an ~exclusive~ interview with the Daily Mail. 

‘I’m a very, very popular guy. 100 people hit me up every month. I’m in high demand. I can’t help everyone but I usually donate to between two and five people every month,’ he said, noting that his services are free.

Kyle works with both single women and couples who aren’t getting pregnant on their own.

And while most of the women he’s donated to simply take a sample of his sperm and and inject it at home with a syringe, about a quarter of them have sex with Kyle to get pregnant the old-fashioned way.

‘When we have sex we try to make it fun,’ he said.

Kyle first decided to donate his sperm in his early 20s when he realized that he simply got too bored in relationships.

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Don’t ask how I found him. Let’s just say I get weird. But speaking of weird, check out Kyle’s profile.

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The man’s timeline is photo after photo of positive pregnancy tests. He travels the country to sew his seed for single women, couples, and whoever else would want a baby. Kyle doesn’t discriminate. He just wants to give away as much sperm as he can. And you want to know the best part? He doesn’t charge. But we all know pimpin’ ain’t that easy. So Kyle created a GoFundMe to aid in his child giving lifestyle.

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I have never been so intrigued by someone’s life. Why are you doing this? Who are your parents? Did you not have parents and that’s why you are fathering so many of your own? His Facebook friends are just as nosey as I am.

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I added him as a friend because my curiosity has gotten the best of me. He quickly slid in the DMs. I don’t scream “impregnate me” because I have the body of 13 year old. I’m not sure where I’ll go from here. Check back in 9 months.

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Just in case you didn’t heed my warning and are interested in Kyle’s services, he explains it all in this lovely video below.