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Sebastian Janikowski Has No Damn Interest In Making An Open Field Tackle On A Kick Return

Sebastian Janikowski may be built like a linebacker, but that doesn’t mean he is going to tackle like one. The big fella’s body doesn’t work like a typical NFL player’s. The brakes are much more sensitive and the engine takes a while to hit a solid cruising speed. If you put a clause in Janikowski’s contract that he gets paid for every tackle that saves a touchdown, maybe you will see Sea Bass throw himself at an athletic freak going full speed with pads on. But until then, you get Janikowski making a business decision and ole’ing that shit like Roger Dorn instead of potentially looking like a fool on the field or even worse get dinged up so he can’t truly enjoy the flight home with his teammates.

Keep doing you, Sea Bass.