We Should All Be Taking Life Advice From The Inside The NBA Crew

You know, life can be hard. It’s filled with challenges and forces you to make decisions that can have a real impact on your quality of life. People look everywhere for advice, whether it be talking to friends and family, the bottle, maybe you take some shrooms and head to the dessert

at the end of the day you’re just looking for answers to life’s hardest questions. Well maybe we should all just hit up the Inside The NBA crew and use their wisdom instead

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Not only do they have the best show on television, but they are decades of experience on this planet. For the first question, they were asked something I’m sure plenty of stoolies are stressing about right now. You’ve been hooking up with someone for a few weeks, I guess you could call it serious, but now you’re stuck entering holiday season and you’re broke as shit. Do you have to get that person a present? I have to say, this is some bad advice from KG. You cannot show up empty handed even if you’ve only been together 3 weeks. If you absolutely have to give something, Kenny is dropping nothing but truth there. You cannot fake the funk on a nasty dunk and don’t be cheap. At the same time, of course Ernie gives the best advice which is similar to what $20 Chef told us around Thanksgiving. Just break up and get back together in 2019, that’s probably the best course of action if you think the girl you’re with would be mad you didn’t get her anything after only 3 weeks. That screams crazy.

For the second question in regards to skinny jeans, of course KG was going to say yes, the dude practically wears tights because his frame allows it. Someone like Chuck? No chance. I love the bluntness of Ernie here as well, you know a man that is as stylish as he is knows a thing or two about dressing, and look at how serious his face was. Ernie hates the skinny jean movement you can just tell.

Personally, I’m sad they only stopped at two questions. What are their thoughts about contributing to a 401k? What percentage is high enough? How do mortgages work? How do you get people to read your blogs? These are all things that the people need to know and that’s why I need this to be a longer segment next time. Sure you could just Google those things or ask your parents, but I’d rather take my advice from super rich former NBA players that are in no way relatable to me instead.

Also, just like in betting, it’s probably safest to just do the exact opposite of whatever Chuck says.