It Took Colton Saucerman All Of 1 Game With The Utica Comets To Score His First Career AHL Goal
The name is Man. The Saucer Man. And he went to Utica to do 2 things; kick some ass and light the lamp. And now that the back of the net has already been stuffed? Well I’d sure as shit hate sharing the same ice as the Saucer Man right now because your ass would look primed for the kicking.
What a legend this guy is. Fuckin’ Saucer Man, man. He gets the entire hockey world buzzin’ this week after getting picked up by the Utica Comets. Like I mentioned in the original blog, this guy has played on 8 teams now since the start of the 2016-17 season. The type of player who can’t unpack his suitcase during the season because there’s a strong chance that he’ll be on the move the moment he gets himself set up at home. He’s played in 14 AHL games before tonight but never found the back of the net in any of those. But now that he has the attention of the whole hockey world? Now when the stage is the brightest and all eyes are on the Saucer Man?
GET SAUCED, UTICA. THE BEARD HAS ARRIVED.
Bet this beaut is gonna be up in Vancouver by Christmas. What an animal.