Glass Bangers Strike Again: Jackass Shatters Glass At The Colorado Avalanche
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Glass Bangers. They’re everywhere and chances are you don’t even know it. I’ve recently read a stat that says 1 out of every 4 people in the world have the glass banging gene somewhere in their DNA. Obviously some are more hidden than others but that’s a scary thing to think about. I mean just look around your office right now and do the math. Chances are you are working with at least a handful of glass bangers right now and you thought they were just normal people. It’s terrifying.
The thing is that glass bangers are ruining the world but because of this bullshit PC culture society we live in today in 2018, we’re not allowed to say that. You say one thing about how shitty glass bangers are and all of a sudden everybody gets offended even though you’re simply stating a fact. Glass bangers have been the worst fans in hockey since the day the sport was first invented. It’s a common misconception that the idiots in the crowd who scream “SHOOOOOOOOT” every time their team has the puck on offense are worse. Because despite how idiotic those bozos may sound, at least their heart is in the right spot. All they want is what they think is best for the team, and what they think is best for the team is for them to take approximately 750 shots per game. But the glass bangers? They are selfish pricks who only care about themselves. All they want is the satisfaction of being seen and heard banging the glass. They spent hundreds and hundreds–or even thousands–of dollars just for a big ol’ “LOOK AT ME” fest. It’s a joke. And last night in Colorado, we saw what these jabronis are capable of.
Personally, I think that glass bangers should be banned for life and/or prosecuted for their actions. Unless, of course, you are Paul. In which case you are free to bang the glass as you please. Paul is a legend and deserves some goddamn respect. What he doesn’t deserve is glass bangers like this one in Colorado sullying his good name.