Video Of Saquon Barkley Coaching Up His Offensive Line Before Ripping Off That 78-Yard Touchdown Run Is Football Porn For Giants Fans
Every Saquon supporter on the planet right now:
Another day, another L hung on all the analytics nerds that crushed the Giants for taking Saquon Barkley with the number 2 pick. Imagine spending your life trying to pick holes in Saquon Barkley’s game. What a sad existence that must be. I already said that you can’t fit the Barkley pick in the “Running backs are easily replaceable” narrative because Saquon Barkley isn’t a running back or even Swiss army knife skill position player with quads that size of me. He is a Football God that was sent to Earth in human form like Baby Jesus. However after watching that video, it turns out Saquon is not only a freak of nature but also a goddamn coach that can scheme his own plays with his flawed offensive line and then take the rock to the house himself. Dante Scarnecchia ain’t got shit on Saquon. You know how many high draft picks it should have taken to fix the Giants anemic running game? Like 4, bare minimum. But instead the Giants fixed all that and more for the low, low price of the second pick of the 2018 NFL Draft. Sure there were a couple QBs that could pan out, an already very good guard, and a pass rushing stud which is never easy to find (source: Jon Gruden). But none of those guys are Bo + Barry + Belichick that are also just behind fellow early first round pick Ezekiel Elliott for the Yards From Scrimmage Crown despite having a significantly worse offensive line and comfortably ahead of Todd Gurley and Christian McCaffrey, who if memory serves right were also taken early in the first round.
Buy a goddamn t-shirt of our football savior.