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A Couple is in Trouble with Egypt for Banging on Top of the Pyramids

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SourceA PHOTOGRAPHER has sparked outrage in Egypt after revealing a picture of himself seemingly having sex with a woman on top of the Great Pyramid.

Dane Andreas Hvid posted the x-rated image on his own website and in a video he later unveiled on YouTube.

The footage – which has since been deleted – shows the lensman and the unnamed woman reaching the 455ft top and looking out over the view of Cairo below.

An explicit still picture which is inserted into the video then shows Hvid on top of the woman who is lying on the summit of the 4,500-year-old pyramid. …

State news agency Ahram Online has since revealed the minister of antiquities Khaled el Anany had referred the case to the prosecutor general for investigation.

He said the action was a violation of public morality and the incident and video would be investigated at the highest level.

Just climbing the pyramids beyond a certain level is forbidden and the whole site is out of bounds after 5pm, after which it is patrolled by cops.

Egypt, a mostly Muslim country, regards the pyramids as among its most important monuments.

The site’s archaeological director, Ashraf Mohi, had previously said he believed the video was fake because of an unexplained “illumination” near the horizon.

So which is it, Egypt? Is this a fake or is it a violation of public morality? It can’t be both. Personally I’m going to say it’s neither. Because two crazy kids raw dawgging on top of the pyramids is probably the least offensive thing that ever happened there. And that “illumination” near the horizon is probably just the glow of two young people making sweet and beautiful love in the middle of a major worldwide tourist destination.

I hate to break it to archaeological director Ashraf Mohi, but the pyramids aren’t exactly a sacred temple. They were built by generations of people in chains whose lives were sold cheaply among those massive stones. All to make luxury five-star hotel graves for the people who enslaved them and later inspire Tom Cruise’s worst movie. Napoleon wiped out the entire Egyptian army there, slaughtering soldiers by the thousands. Hitler had the SS running out there going after Jesus’ lucky charms.

So the place doesn’t exactly have the most pristine history as it is. So let’s lighten up about a guy and his honey doing a little “missionary” on top of one. Frankly I think the Hebrew slaves who did all the heavy lifting would be happy to know that somebody was banging up there 5,000 years later, putting all that effort to good use. Now if we could just Andreas Hvid and his girlfriend to put their porn back online, we can all be the judge of how right and wrong it was.