Charlie Day Gave A College Commencement Speech And It Is 20 Minutes Of Enjoyment

Look at our little Charlie all grown up. It seemed like just yesterday he was living with a troll and eating cat food and now he’s actually giving advice to the youth of America. It may have been more beneficial to these kids if he went up there and said, “I am here to give a commencement speech but WILDCARD BITCHES! YEE-HAW!!”, punted the dean in the face before crowdsurfing his way to freedom. Can’t win em all. But one thing’s for sure, it sounds like Charlie drank a LOT in college. Like cirrhosis of the liver levels of drinking. Respect.

The fact he didn’t take the opportunity to give his wisdom through the butt dance for 20+ minutes is almost a crime.