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Marty Mush Thursday Gambling Slate

My YTD is now 76-70-3 and we are inching our way back to the positive. Football is back which mean I will somehow get fucked.

NFL –

Jaguars @ Titans -5.5

This is a game where they should just cancel or put it on a Tuesday where there is nothing else on. I feel like this game always ends up with a weird score like 12-3. The Titans played miserable last week but thank god they were playing the Jets and came out with a win. The jags won a shitty game as well but you won’t ever catch me betting on Kessler. The O/U is laugh out loud funny at 37 and I will not be intimidated by it and will take the Under.

Pick – Titans/ Under 37

NBA – There are only three games tonight so it’s a tough night.

Knicks @ Celtics -13.5

The Celtics are going to run this Knicks team out of the gym. I can’t stand watching them and the Celtics are on a nice stride of a 3 game win streak. Tim Hardaway Jr. is the only capable player on this team so look for the Celtics to win by 20.

Pick Celtics -13.5 

If we all tweet some positive vibes we have an easy 2-0 night. It is as easy as that.