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Cal State San Marcos Students Claim 'Veggie Tales' Is 'Racist' And 'Dangerous For Children'

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Fox News

A group of students at a California college’s “Annual Whiteness Forum” labeled the Christian children’s cartoon “VeggieTales” as “dangerous” and promoting racial stereotypes for making the villains colored.

The forum at Cal State San Marcos is a project from Professor Dreama Moon’s class titled “The Communication of Whiteness.” Students called various things racist, including the NFL, women who support President Trump, and the popular animated cartoon that started in 1993 and always ended with Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber’s tagline, “Remember kids, God made you special and he loves you very much,” the College Fix reported.

 A female student made the claim that by humanizing vegetables, the creators of VeggieTales were using the children’s programming to promote racial stereotypes by making the villains racial minorities.

I lose faith in humanity a little more each day. After this week’s Rudolph controversy and vegans being mad about the saying “bring home the bacon” today might be the final straw. We’re going after VEGGIE TALES? Are you fucking kidding me? We’re calling Veggie Tales racist and “dangerous for children?” What is wrong with you people. Not only should these students from Cal State San Marcos be expelled, but they should be put on that deserted island I talked about yesterday where Denmark is exclusively putting their foreign criminals.

These brainless morons from Cal State who think they are smarter everyone else decided that because the villain vegetables were colored that it was a clear sign of racism. A valid argument for sure if not for the fact that the heroes of the show, Bob and Larry, are also vegetables who are green and red. Guess what those are….COLORS! Because everyone on the show is a fucking vegetable because it’s a kid’s show.

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You know what we need? A plague. Natural selection to wipe out half of humanity in one snap. We need Thanos.

He was right.