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Naked Lady Maid Company Trims Job Field Even With Nude Dude Landscaping

Did I choose this story solely for easy genital-based puns & clicks based off the thumbnail photo? Yes, I sure did.
Am I ashamed a little bit? Yes, I sure am.
Anyways, moving on!

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After complaints of sexism it looks like getting crevices clean Down Under will be thrilling for both men and women now. Australia’s ‘Bare All’ company has really stepped up…

From The Register UK:

Bare All Cleaning, which sends women round to do chores in the buff, has hit back at claims of sexism by rolling out a gardening service performed by naked blokes.

“We’re a naked cleaning and gardening service, we’re all across Australia but we’ve recently come to Adelaide,” founder Brett Jones told Seven News.

“Whatever floats your boat, we can try and cater for that.”

Hate ironing and folding (seriously, who even does that)? AU$90 an hour will get a scantily clad or Full Monty cleaner to do it for you. If $650 is burning a hole in your pocket, a team of two will “cook and clean”, the telly news channel reported.

Wet T-shirt window washing and after-party clean-ups for the hungover round out the female side of the offering.

To counter “a barrage” of totally “unfounded” accusations of sexism, Jones started sister biz Bare All Gardeners.

And it appears new recruit Leeroy Evans couldn’t be happier with his hiring. “It’s kind of liberating, everybody likes to get their kit off now and again. It’s all natural,” he said. “Vitamin D is great for your skin.”

“Obviously we won’t go too close with the chainsaws and whatnot.”

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The firm enforces a “look but don’t touch” policy, though admitted that it once had to remove a worker who was “at risk” of harassment. “They’re there to do the job, they’re not there to provide a sex service,” Jones said.

The idea of countering claims of sexism by having guys whip their dongs out to mow lawns put my mind in a delighted pickle.

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I love lawn balls just as much as the next gal, but as a feminist I honestly didn’t know what to make of it & knew I needed to reach out & ask them a hard hitting question. I haven’t heard back because it’s like 5 in the morning in Australia, but I have a feeling it will take them awhile to formulate a response to my intelligent inquiry anyway.

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Hopefully I hear back soon.

Worth noting – The price for having a dude trim your bush is $169/HR on the site.

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On a final note, I’m pretty sure ‘naked cleaning services’ have been a thing pretty much anywhere that has Craigslist… which is everywhere. If that’s what gets you going & everyone is safe, why not? Though I can see it being an extremely weird experience for the cleaners….