The Bachelor Won't Let Us Forget Colton's A Virgin And His Season Hasn't Even Started Yet

Whyyyyyyy ABC whyyyyyyyy. The virgin storyline is just not entertaining anymore. It’s played out. It’s the only thing they seem to be focusing on for Colton’s season. Posters, promo, tag lines…it all has to do with Colton being a virgin. Now they give us this 40 Year Old Virgin poster that is just the dumbest thing ever. Are they trying to compare 26 year old Colton Underwood to Andy Stitzer? Because they have nothing in common BESIDES BEING VIRGINS. I thought it couldn’t get any worse than the, “What does he have to lose?” tagline, but damnit ABC you’ve outdone yourself here. WE GET IT. HE’S A VIRGIN.

Every promo has been unreal. Happy Thanksgiving, here’s Colton wearing only a scarf with no shirt, just in case he gets a little chilly.

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Even the promo video for this season has the word virgin or virginity in it four times. The clip is only a minute and a half.

So. Many. Tears. Poor Colton is going to cry for the entire show. Can’t wait for that intimate conversation about sexual intimacy between Colton and Chris Harrison.

The countdown to January 7th is on…I’m setting the over/under at 6 for women who make virginity jokes out of the limo.