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I Hereby Officially Request To Have Eagles Owner Jeffrey Lurie's Cornhole Form Stricken From The Record

Oh no, Jeffrey. Please, no. I don’t care if it went in. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile. Overhanding a cornhole toss like that is not a good look for you, me, Philly, or humanity as a whole. Not to mention he was 2 feet in front of the board. That kind of behavior will get you stabbed in Jetro. Keep away from the common folk activities, please. At least until victory is declared this evening.

Overhand aside, it’s actually not a the worst touch from the Lord of the Birds. If anything, I expected it to look more like a gentleman throwing a foreign object with their opposite hand. Kudos for at least not coming across like one of these: