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Eagles 4th Round Pick Jaylen Watkins Clearly Received The Finest Education At The University Of Florida



School FTW!

Whatever. If he can cover and tackle I can give two literal shits if he’s illiterate. You think you’re so special because you can read, write and tie your shoes*? Try running a 4.41 and taking down Thoroughbreds in full armor running at you at maximum speed. After a couple dozen times of getting Stage-3 Concussions your “Bell Rung” the words on the page will dance around too much whether you want to perfect literacy or not.

Stick him at corner or safety. Jaylen Watkins will be a solid addition to the Eagles’ defendive backfield.

*Still do the bunny in the hole thing when lacing up the shoes. Still somehow consider myself a grown man.

h/t Patrick