We Have Kevin Durant Giving Drake Titty Twisters In The 6

What’s better than this? Guys being dudes. Nothing weird about that at all. Sometimes you just need to give your buddy a purple nurple to let him know how much you care about him. The biggest shock is that Drake had enough meat under that shirt for Durant to twist. I’m pretty sure this was the first time KD smiled since that Draymond situation went down. You know why? Because KD clearly loves being around celebs, which means he’s pretty much a lock to come to the Knicks. But in case he’s on the fence, I need Spike Lee and Woody Allen to all be at the Knicks meeting with KD and offer their nipples up for any twisting.

*Thinks about it for a second*

Shit we need to get younger/cooler celebs at Knicks games ASAP because as of now, I think Turtle from Entourage is the most relevant celeb we have and Durant probably wants no part of twisting his titties, especially since he became skinny. But New York needs a cold blooded killer like Titty Boi Durant and they need him next season.