There's a Japanese University That Has Completely Copied Syracuse Athletics

There’s a university out in Japan called Hosei and they’ve flat-out been copying my alma mater, Syracuse University, right in front of our very eyes. Listen, I admittedly don’t know much about rules, but you can’t just go copying a school. Usually Japan is 10 years ahead of the United States, but it appears they’re finally playing catchup. This shit is wild.

I mean look at this alternate universe/stoned “Otto.”

Does their basketball team play 2-3 zone? Does their quarterback get hurt on every drive and then come back in? To what extent does this copying go? Does it snow in Japan? I honestly don’t even know the answer to that question. Typhoons are the only thing I hear come out of Japan in terms of weather. I need answers!