Taco Bell Review

As previously stated, I have never eaten Taco Bell before. This was met with shock, incredulity, and almost awe.

And so, at 12:30pm, I was forced to try it. I was given a cheesy gordita crunch and a Doritos locos taco. And boy, I’ll tell ya…it. was. flame. I liked the Doritos locos taco slightly better but both really did it for me. I can only imagine how good they would be at 2am after a few drinks. Honestly, I’m upset I wasn’t eating this in college when my metabolism was fast and my tolerance was high. It would’ve revolutionized my drunk eating, even though I would’ve had to take an Uber to the Taco Bell.

Long story short, shoutout to YP and KFC for forcing me to try this American delicacy. My life is forever changed, and I have you to thank for that. Let me know what other shit from Taco Bell I should be trying!