I Wish I Was As Dedicated To Anything As This Guy Is To Trying To Show Me His Balls

Salutations, indeed, good sir!

Look, it’s Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Even if you’re supposed to be working, you’re not working. Is this the most important blog in the world? Maybe Probably not. But I just thought this gentleman’s heart, desire, and tenacity to get me to see his balls may give someone a much needed chuckle. I’ve seen the dedication of will from Stoolies before. Heckfire, way back in 2014 I had a random Barstool follow snapchat me (follow Smitty1581 on Snap, por favor) a picture of the ceiling…EVERY SINGLE TIME HE WENT INTO A NEW ROOM. It got to the point that I not only had no choice but to respect such batshit tenacity, but I started to look forward to the snaps. I’m not saying we’re to that point with this guy’s multiple requests to show me his balls, but I do respect a good effort.

Now I just gotta have my head on a swivel in case I turn the corner and come face first with The Goat. Can’t get got.