Shania Twain Admitted That She Has Peed Herself On Stage Multiple Times Because "The Show Must Go On"
USA TODAY- Shania Twain, 53, got real on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen” Thursday, revealing she has peed on herself “multiple times” onstage.
“I am onstage all the time,” the famed country singer said. “I have peed myself onstage. … The show must go on!” She went on to detail a specific instance – because let’s face it, we’re all dying to know how she pulled that off without a hitch in front of an entire audience. “I was very clever in this one moment,” Twain said. “I stood up from my chair to get up and sing, I peed myself, and the puddle? I just knocked my glass of water over.”
The “Real Country” judge continued: “I was wearing a skirt, thank goodness. … I stood up, it all came out, I was dry and the glass of water (was) on the seat. I think when you’re dyslexic you think ahead of these things.”
We can sit here and debate who the greatest songbird of our generation is and likely list out a dozen or so different women. But I’ll take a gritty Canadian that doesn’t mind getting a bit messy like Shania Twain any day of the week. I bet there are certain divas that would cancel a concert because they thought there was an outside chance they may have to go potty at some point before, during, or after their concert. You think Beyonce or Mariah Carey are pissing on stage instead of calling for a quick intermission? Helllll no. But Shania has no problem going full Booger McFarland and letting that piss flow down her leg instead of making a huge group of people that paid to watch her sing wait for her to tinkle.
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Sure there are singers with more awards, prestige, or pictures of them pissing themselves while performing.
But none of them are the girl next door that also happens to be an ageless banshee that can bring this type of fucking THUNDER in the cold during a Grey Cup halftime performance.
And even the most toxic masculine person on Earth has belted out “Man, I feel like a woman” to this certifiable banger.
True queen shit. Thank you for being you, Shania. Now lets get a little pep in our step to get through this Tuesday afternoon.