Sean McVay's Memory Was On Full Display Last Night And It Makes Me Feel Like The Fella From Memento

I mean what the fuck. How on earth can you remember stuff like that right after it happens? I dont remember what I had for dinner last night and Sean McVay spits that shit out like he’s reading it from a teleprompter.

In my opinion, this is more impressive than walking on the moon. It’s madness. Just madness.

Chris Simms is watching that and about to cum his britches to the point where they look like the old pie pants on Bozo the Clown. You know what? I am, too. I am, too.