This Is The Most Bizarre Way To Eat A Kit Kat I've Ever Seen

Gimme a break! Why would you eat a Kit Kat like this? How long are you trying to make this single Kit Kat last? Also, your hands are going to get covered in chocolate and it’s gross. I hate getting messy when I eat more than anything. I can’t even eat s’mores because I hate getting marshmallow on my face. This way of eating Kit Kats is legitimately my nightmare.

For the record, I eat Kit Kats weird too. I don’t just bite into them like a maniac. I eat them the way Kourtney Kardashian does:

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Also weird, for sure. But not ‘licking it until it disintegrates’ weird. That’s a special brand of bizarre that no one has time for. Someone needs to arrest this girl for violating Kit Kat law. I’m willing to make a citizen’s arrest to keep a freak like that off the streets.